Hokay, I might as well start the community off with one of my favorite morons to birdwatch.
As some of you know, in addition to posting on LJ, I frequent a site called Teen Open Diary. Now, of course you can expect any site with "teen" in its title to have more than its fair share of stupidity, but do not underestimate this site. Perusing through the selected "Reader's Choice" has been enough to break the toughest men that the world's armies could churn out. Not only does this site make the baby Jesus cry, it makes God, the Holy Spirit, and Satan himself cry.
A friend of mine and I run a diary there to critque horrid diary layouts, and we came across a diary riddled with tacky "punk" graphics, pictures that you've seen on every omgimsodepressed teenybopper's diary, and, oddly enough, a midi of a Mariah Carey ballad playing in the background. (She's since changed layouts, but they've always retained their tacky charm.)
This girl -- whose name is Aubrey -- is quite an interesting character. She is a former cheerleader, a Good Charlotte/Linkin Park fangirl, shops at Hot Topic, and consistently insists that "I AM AN ORIGIONAL".
After my friend and I slammed her layout, she retaliated and we verbally boxed her to the ground. Since then, we've read up on her when we were bored and would mock her in AIM convos. Aubrey's inability to spell past a fourth-grade level coupled with the fact that she is "a sped (not litteraly but im pretty god damn slow)" led us to give her the nickname of Professor Bre :D
She's since switched diaries, and while she doesn't harp on her "origionality" like she used to, she now pines over some delinquent 19-year-old (she's currently 15), and whines on about how she is sooooooo depressed and sooooo hates everything.
I've barely scratched the surface on the st00pidity of the professor, but I might find something else that I want to point out. I read her diary cause it's funny, like how communities like the_cutters are funny.