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Gem of the past I uncovered a small while ago [14 Nov 2004|09:14pm]

drweird1
[ mood | amused ]

I'd seen this a long time ago courtesy of my friends down at GameFAQs, but I didn't think I'd see this again. Lucky me.

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x-posted to personal journal [14 Nov 2004|01:00am]
ohlawdy
[ mood | appalled ]

GodDAMN, people are stupid.

ssidhu82 changed commenting to friends-only, so I can't post this:


"Gays are only making their situation worse by complaining to no end about their situation. I'm sorry, but you homosexuals out there have just as much rights as I do or anyone else does."

Does one need a plane ticket to visit the world you live in, or is a spaceship in order?
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Wannabe singers [30 Oct 2004|12:33pm]

drweird1
No, this isn't an idiot over the internet, this is here at school.

Ever run into someone who -thought- they could sing, but had a horrible voice, and yet they kept singing, despite the fact that people would rather get stabbed in the eye than listen? Or, they picked some of the most annoying songs to sing (example here would be theme songs from Disney movies. "All of the colors of the wind" just has to spark a homicidal streak in you at some point.)?

I have such a person in my first hour, and I really feel like doing this.
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[21 Jul 2004|12:12am]
ohlawdy
[ mood | annoyed ]

So, after posting this entry into my bloop diary, I get the following note:

"Lol. Is Hikaru Utada by Rumiko Takahashi? Do you like Inuyasha?

[Shibo.Shita.Layouts]"

I then correct her and she replies "o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o I thought it was a manga series....."

Yeah, yeah, not everyone knows who Hikaru Utada is, but you'd think that she could've garnered that Hikaru was a singer.

Oh wait. That would mean that she actually READ the entry.

Jeez, Bloop is like TOD version 2.0. So much stupid. At this point in time I don't care if I do shit to get banned there; not much of a loss, really.

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[25 Apr 2004|09:43pm]
ohlawdy
[ mood | awake ]

An excerpt from Kellie's diary:

"Maybe I should talk about my feelings on this one. Ive been super depressed lately. I slit my wrists yesterday. I put on my wrist band which is now ruined. Came down..ate dinner went upstairs a hour later and it was still bleeding. It was neat...but its a 'you had to be there' kinda thing. I told John about my drunkness last night haha. I never told anyone about that. When I was drunk one time I peed in the road..haha no one was coming so why the hell not?"

What a classy gal. The next time she cuts, I hope she hits a major vein and her dumb ass bleeds to death.

In the previous post, I left out a couple of things:

- John's diary is here and Kellie's is here (although the meat of the stuff I went over in the previous post is here). They do have LJs, but I'm not linking them to avoid trouble (only one updates theirs, and they shouldn't be too hard to find anyway).

- My friend and I like to give nicknames to people that we spar with and make fun of, and we have christened our dear 311 fanboy "Pastor John". Why? For his ability to blather on and on without really saying anything, and for how he says one thing and then does the opposite (yeah, yeah, you "don't want to debate about something as subjective as music", yet you replied to my initial note and continued to reply to my notes for a while...).

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[23 Apr 2004|08:03pm]
ohlawdy
[ mood | restless ]

So. This community has had no action in a long time, so I figured I might as well post about the other specimens from TOD that I watch: the KAJILLO couple.

"The 'KAJILLO couple'? What the fuck are you talking about?" you may ask. What follows is an entry I posted in my LJ way back in January, giving more than an adequate background on these two numbnuts.

When everyday lube just isn't xhardxk0rex enough!Collapse )

Other indiscretions:
- She fell down the stairs and lost the baby soon after I posted that entry (so she is either a lying attention whore or the gods must really hate her)
- She dated a girl named Shantel for...a week? Less than that? I don't know, all I know is that Kellie was "OMG I HEART MUH SHAN 4EVA" like she was with her other shallow flings, and Shan herself looks like THIS.
- He has tried prescription drugs and pot (big surprise, eh?)

My first encounter of these two came when my friend lost a flamewar with John because his redundancy eventually wore her down. Neither of us have had any contact with Kellie, and quite frankly I'd rather keep it that way because she's five fries and a shake short of a Happy Meal. Recently I engaged in a flame war with him because I said that 311's cover of "Lovesong" sucked (I don't care what your opinion on 311 is; that song is one of the worst covers since Madonna did "American Pie") and eventually wore HIM down by pointing out his redundancy. (This also lead to him being the second person to call me an "asshole" in less than 24 hours :D)

So yeah, that should be a sufficient amount of st00pid to last you guys for a while.

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[11 Apr 2004|06:05pm]
ohlawdy
[ mood | hungry ]

"i found myself crying in my bathtub with a broken razor ready to slit my wrists and end it all. shan saved me... we talked forever after. there was alot of shyt we both had to vent. i cried, he cried... my life should be a god damned soap opera! She left awhile ago...I dont think she should of saved me."

The above is an excerpt from the diary of a...interesting individual whom I shall devote an entry to some day.

That is all.

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After ignoring him...through TWO name changes...we have Koro's brilliance. [11 Apr 2004|02:11am]

insanitykun
[Tusk] For whatever reason my Kiyoharu name is on mass ignore even though my pals are not ignoring me.
[rewetzel1] all these GLB scans are crooked and shit. boo
[Tusk] Must be some type of glitch...
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KORO TALES! [05 Apr 2004|10:24pm]

insanitykun
Apparently now the band SADS, invented both butterflies AND the word Babylon.

....logic? ON SLSK?! NEVAR!Collapse )
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[31 Mar 2004|09:38pm]

insanitykun
* Kiyoharu whacks off
[Kiyoharu] you're no one
[Kiyoharu] you're anti china
[Kiyoharu] stfu

Do I have to say anymore?
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[30 Mar 2004|06:40pm]
ohlawdy
[ mood | hungry ]

Hokay, I might as well start the community off with one of my favorite morons to birdwatch.

As some of you know, in addition to posting on LJ, I frequent a site called Teen Open Diary. Now, of course you can expect any site with "teen" in its title to have more than its fair share of stupidity, but do not underestimate this site. Perusing through the selected "Reader's Choice" has been enough to break the toughest men that the world's armies could churn out. Not only does this site make the baby Jesus cry, it makes God, the Holy Spirit, and Satan himself cry.

A friend of mine and I run a diary there to critque horrid diary layouts, and we came across a diary riddled with tacky "punk" graphics, pictures that you've seen on every omgimsodepressed teenybopper's diary, and, oddly enough, a midi of a Mariah Carey ballad playing in the background. (She's since changed layouts, but they've always retained their tacky charm.)

This girl -- whose name is Aubrey -- is quite an interesting character. She is a former cheerleader, a Good Charlotte/Linkin Park fangirl, shops at Hot Topic, and consistently insists that "I AM AN ORIGIONAL".

After my friend and I slammed her layout, she retaliated and we verbally boxed her to the ground. Since then, we've read up on her when we were bored and would mock her in AIM convos. Aubrey's inability to spell past a fourth-grade level coupled with the fact that she is "a sped (not litteraly but im pretty god damn slow)" led us to give her the nickname of Professor Bre :D

She's since switched diaries, and while she doesn't harp on her "origionality" like she used to, she now pines over some delinquent 19-year-old (she's currently 15), and whines on about how she is sooooooo depressed and sooooo hates everything.

I've barely scratched the surface on the st00pidity of the professor, but I might find something else that I want to point out. I read her diary cause it's funny, like how communities like the_cutters are funny.

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